Comedy Cartoon Fan Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

'Do you have anything for deposition?'

"Nap time."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

"Being a King Charles spaniel doesn't give you a divine right!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

'Now I know this is a long journey, and we're all gonna get hungry, but, and I can't stress this enough, you gotta remember to eat from the top down.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'Now, be careful with this delivery Nick: As you know, Pandas are an endangered species...'

Bert's new Alaskan snow-shoveling hounds quickly became the talk of the neighborhood.

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"

'I didn't want something that talked ,I wanted a lookout.'

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

"Whistling while you work is fine, Harris, but the Tweeting has to stop."

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

"Let me guess...I was right and those strange noises the plane was making were serious...and this is not the Seventh Heaven Holiday Resort check-in Counter!"

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

Grazing on Ice.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Actually, we're looking for someone more evolved."

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'I don't see why you can't spray your territory the same way your father did and his father before him did.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.