Comedic Cartoon Fan Gifts

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

Pisa and sons.

A Skinny Dog

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

Dog sniffing another dogs behind get farted on.

"No idea. I'm doing a DNA test."

'Sometimes, you can be REALLY annoying.'

Figure 1. pets that look like their owners

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"These lousy masks! It's like I don't know who he is anymore."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"She doesn't fetch. She doesn't do tricks. Just lays around sleeping all day! I don't know why the humans keep her around!"

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Man's Best Friend

Frozen Farts.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'The justified death of a salesman'

'-and you do realise,of course,that as a private patient tipping is permitted?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'