Comedic Cartoon Fan Gifts

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

Pisa and sons.

A Skinny Dog

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Dog sniffing another dogs behind get farted on.

"No idea. I'm doing a DNA test."

Figure 1. pets that look like their owners

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"She doesn't fetch. She doesn't do tricks. Just lays around sleeping all day! I don't know why the humans keep her around!"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Man's Best Friend

Frozen Farts.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'The justified death of a salesman'

'-and you do realise,of course,that as a private patient tipping is permitted?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Suffering from Cooties?

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.