Comedy Cartoon Fan Mugs

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'Honey, that guy's spying on us again with his binoculars!'

'Do you have anything for deposition?'

"Nap time."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Being a King Charles spaniel doesn't give you a divine right!"

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"

'Amateurs!-just look at the quality of that bait'.

'Now I know this is a long journey, and we're all gonna get hungry, but, and I can't stress this enough, you gotta remember to eat from the top down.'

'I didn't want something that talked ,I wanted a lookout.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'You don't expect me to play volleyball without a sports bra, do you?'

'Now, be careful with this delivery Nick: As you know, Pandas are an endangered species...'

Grazing on Ice.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Actually, we're looking for someone more evolved."

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

'I don't see why you can't spray your territory the same way your father did and his father before him did.'

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"

"Let me guess...I was right and those strange noises the plane was making were serious...and this is not the Seventh Heaven Holiday Resort check-in Counter!"

Vegetabull.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'