Comedy Cartoon Fans Mugs

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Knuckle ball. Fork ball. Fast ball. Hair ball."

Jeez, thanks, I'm always doing that.

Gender Reveal

Ears pierced

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

Kids today!

Snake / Spider Phobia!

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"That'll be five bucks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Collies Without Borders

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'