Comedy Cartoon Fans Pillows

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

"Whatever you do...don't plug it in."

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Knuckle ball. Fork ball. Fast ball. Hair ball."

Gender Reveal

Ears pierced

Grim Reaper buys chocolate.

Kids today!

Snake / Spider Phobia!

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

"I like your new 37.8541 liter hat, Jack."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Horror movies

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"That'll be five bucks."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Collies Without Borders

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Puss in cement boots"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'