Comedic Cartoon Fans Pillows

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'I used to lose things all the time too. Then I had this zipper put in.'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Puss in cement boots"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Plum jam...

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."