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Distracted drivers: doing everything but driving.

New Umpire Signals

'Internet shopping' 'Click here to find out who did the building society job'

"...I don't normally pick up hitchhikers."

Emmett had a far more difficult time explaining the halter top.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"