Comedy Cartoon Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

"Having an honest relationship with customers is admirable, but telling them that this sale is 'to get ride of all the crap we can't sell normally' might be a step too far!"

"That's him all right... only taller, younger and thinner!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"The unlucky lemming"

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."