Cartoon Comedy Aficionado Pillows

"By the way, I've ordered a cat."

The Surgeon Finds the Source of the Problem

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"And from hereon, do you agree to make you own packed lunch in the morning..."

"Oh year?! Well, MY daddy is the largest of the largest animal species on earth!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Horror movies

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'