Cartoon Humor Enthusiast Pillows

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Peter Cotton Tail - Easter 2020

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Excamouflage of Putin

'And so it looks like another bad month, as the data continues its downward trend.'

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

'C'mon Ace bark, you damn fool!'

Man crushed to death by the note he's whistling.

Unemployed Job Creator

"Relax, they never attack at night!"

"Stop worrying, they're just sending us here for processing."

Fat Kid 11- Dribbles in a confined space

'Oh, so you think of her as the DOWN PAYMENT on my car,,,'

Monk with dagger in back, "You have the right to remain silent"

"How dare Kevin Keegan call us morons!" - "Who's Kevin Keegan?"

'I'm looking for an assistant with a martyr complex.'

Santa catapaulting presents.

House Hold Accident

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"