Cartoon Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh great! We've somehow landed in a single panel cartoon! The one place we know we couldn't possibly find intelligent life!'

Insert Coin and Help Me.

Peter Cotton Tail - Easter 2020

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Eat your greens. . . and your pinks and yellows and blues."

Excamouflage of Putin

'And so it looks like another bad month, as the data continues its downward trend.'

Brer Hobo: 'Please Officers, don't throw me in the liquor store!'

'C'mon Ace bark, you damn fool!'

Man crushed to death by the note he's whistling.

Unemployed Job Creator

"Relax, they never attack at night!"

"Stop worrying, they're just sending us here for processing."

Fat Kid 11- Dribbles in a confined space

'Oh, so you think of her as the DOWN PAYMENT on my car,,,'

Monk with dagger in back, "You have the right to remain silent"

"How dare Kevin Keegan call us morons!" - "Who's Kevin Keegan?"

'I'm looking for an assistant with a martyr complex.'

Santa catapaulting presents.

House Hold Accident

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Billy. The Kid.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"