Cartoon Humor Fan Gifts

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

19th hole.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Sheep drinking 'Lamb Rusco' wine.

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Joe's Strip Club: Girls wanted - apply without.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

'Early marriage guidance counsellors'

'He's a Lab-Rat and I'm a Guinea-Pig: We escaped together... We're in love...'

Navigator refusing to be moved on by a small policeman.

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

Chickens with high-voltage gate security system.

Cleaning up space junk.

"Who ordered the krill?"

Fisherman being rained on by fish

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Organised Crime A.G.M.

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.

"Hey Jinx, check out this Ivanka Trump action figure. It's a collectible..."

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

"I'm away one night and you're shaking up with teh foreman packer!"

Cherub and old angel

"Will you stop asking me if I have any wool!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'