Cartoon Humor Fan Gifts

"Glad you could join us, Donna. Please take a seat."

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"

19th hole.

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Pump vigorously if you feel a palpitation. We're still battling with your insurance company for a better pacemaker."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Sheep drinking 'Lamb Rusco' wine.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

Fisherman being rained on by fish

"Who ordered the krill?"

Cleaning up space junk.

Chickens with high-voltage gate security system.

"My brother and I built the barn, but his son, who's an architect, helped us with the silo."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Navigator refusing to be moved on by a small policeman.

'He's a Lab-Rat and I'm a Guinea-Pig: We escaped together... We're in love...'

'Poor, nearsighted Mrs. Dumas. She never dreamed she'd teed up her own egg.'

"I didn't know we had to take an oath with their loyalty card."

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'Early marriage guidance counsellors'

Joe's Strip Club: Girls wanted - apply without.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'He's a real pill but his mother makes wonderful cookies.'

"Hey Jinx, check out this Ivanka Trump action figure. It's a collectible..."

Cherub and old angel

"Will you stop asking me if I have any wool!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Former C.E.O. will work for big base salary, stock options, bonus, pension, and perks.'

'Charley horse!'

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'