Cartoon Humor Fans Gifts

'Here comes trouble...'

'Oh, Edmund, I thought you loved me, but all you really wanted was... my nose!'

"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

"I've been re-skilled, Jim Lad."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Wishing Well

Giant Headless Horseman

Shop sign announces bacon and eggs to go - no hogs or hens.

Mouse on Stilts

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"What's the water like?"

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

"You gotta be kidding me... A Triceratops? Last week it was a Stegosaurus and a Pterodactyl the week before but never a Tyrannosaurus."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Billy. The Kid.

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Puss in cement boots"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Collies Without Borders

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

I told you we were late!

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Plum jam...

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'