Cartoon Humor Lovers Gifts

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Baa Baa Black Market

Help Me Be Self-Sufficient

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

21st Century Nursery Rhymes Redux. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her whey and curd. Along came a spider Who began to chide her For a diet he deemed absurd. Let me eat what I want. Your carb/fiber balance is way off. You need more protein. And flies. It's your life, but I'd see a nutritionist.

Custer's First Stand: ''Honey! George Armstrong is walking!'

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

What to do till medicine is discovered....

"Termite spray, stat!"

"Wow! Look at all the wedding gifts. Is that why you two got married?"

Jones Pest Control

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Horror movies

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Collies Without Borders

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Puss in cement boots"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

I told you we were late!

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"She's a miniature."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."