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Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Baa Baa Black Market

Help Me Be Self-Sufficient

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

Custer's First Stand: ''Honey! George Armstrong is walking!'

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

What to do till medicine is discovered....

"Termite spray, stat!"

"Wow! Look at all the wedding gifts. Is that why you two got married?"

Jones Pest Control

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Billy. The Kid.

Horror movies

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Puss in cement boots"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Collies Without Borders

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"She's a miniature."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Standard & Poor

Plum jam...

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