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The old good-doc, bad cop routine.

'The church is packed, since I started showing the football on a Sunday!'

Poonami

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

"That's why cows don't use sporks!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"Hon, I think the cat wants out."

Way out man!

'Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Billy. The Kid.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Horror movies

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Recalculating route..."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Puss in cement boots"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Collies Without Borders

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

I told you we were late!

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"She's a miniature."