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'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

Billy's clean room.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Any snow last night?

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Horror movies

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Collies Without Borders

"Puss in cement boots"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"She's a miniature."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Plum jam...

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Standard & Poor

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"All other letters have been disallowed."