Comedic Cartoon Lovers Pillows

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

Billy's clean room.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Any snow last night?

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Horror movies

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Collies Without Borders

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"She's a miniature."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Plum jam...

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Standard & Poor

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Neversource"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'