Cartoon Comic Lovers Pillows

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Billy. The Kid.

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'