Comic Cartoon Lover Pillows

'Can I buy you a drink, doll face?'

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

International Women's Day

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

Cariactures

Billy. The Kid.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.