Cartoon Lover Pillows

"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."

"Pass that."

"The knees are the first to go."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

Hunt child care budget

Just say no...

My Other Car Is A Sleigh

Working from home.

This is your brain on cartoons

"Of course I've got good people skills what kind of stupid question is that?"

'It all started with some harmless stretching exercises.'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Not too much off the back.'

"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."

Geezer crossing.

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

'Here's your family dental plan.'

"Angina, I've already had that. Can't I have something else?"

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

Realists and Idealist Numbers

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Harriet? You'll never guess who's here!"

"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'What, no on-board movie?'

'I know exactly how you feel.'

The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'

'Did I say 'merger'? I meant 'acquisition'.'

People following each other and as a result going round in circles.

'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'

Oil Industry Safety.

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).