Cartoons Lover Pillows

"Your prostate's fine, Mr. Ridley - now I want our pin..."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Torturing the English Language

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Cannonball!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Lactose Intolerant

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Giraffe Umbrella

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"