Cartoon Comedy Lover Pillows

First past the post.

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Natural Birth Control.

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

'For the last time - don't throw him in the air so roughly!'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

"Stay that far away."

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'As animal traps go, I don't think THIS one has been properly thought through.'

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

'...You're standing on his hand.'

"You were right: Now that I have a Pilot Fish, I don't beach myself anymore..."

STRIP "Err, excuse me Miss Trimbleton, groceries only please"

'We can offer you third party and theft. Fire hasn't been invented yet.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

CRAMP!

"A little to the left, a bit more. . . Bingo! That's where my ex lives."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

"Just a damned minute!"

St. Bernard with Puppies

The Buck Stops There.

"Let's take a break, and I'll chase you around the room."

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."