Cartoon Comedy Lover T-Shirts

First past the post.

"Cosmetic dentistry changed my life."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Natural Birth Control.

'For the last time - don't throw him in the air so roughly!'

The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Okay, whose bright idea was it to invite the termites?'

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'We can offer you third party and theft. Fire hasn't been invented yet.'

'As animal traps go, I don't think THIS one has been properly thought through.'

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

STRIP "Err, excuse me Miss Trimbleton, groceries only please"

"Stay that far away."

CRAMP!

"A little to the left, a bit more. . . Bingo! That's where my ex lives."

"You were right: Now that I have a Pilot Fish, I don't beach myself anymore..."

A sheep counts shepherdesses jumping a fence

'...You're standing on his hand.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

'She's flat broke hoping to become flat rich!'

'I was hoping chef's surprise would be fish'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Surgeon General: 'CHECK IN MAGGOT'

'Beware of the dog.'

'Housewife? How did you guess?'

'Mr Arthur Gurkentopf, the man they call 'Bright Spark'?'