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"Your prostate's fine, Mr. Ridley - now I want our pin..."

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

International Women's Day

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Cariactures

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."