Comedy Cartoon Lover Pillows

For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.

"Sorry to break it to you like this, son, but you're not adopted."

'it's only fair to warn you -- He's omniscient.'

'I'm sorry, Thag, but we're going to have to let you go. You just don't walk the walk or talk the talk.'

'We both need to listen to our fathers more carefully from now on.'

I'm waiting near the 168th column...

Viking warrior's horned helmet used for target practice.

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Snails of the old west.

Invasion of the bogie snatchers

The Hibernation Channel

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Think he'll ever spring for the bowl?'

Pyramid Garden

Cat Dreams.

"I wish sometimes that we'd never domesticated the damn things."

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

The seventh plague of Egypt was door-to-door salesmen

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"This food app I downloaded asked me to enter my daily food consumption."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"Space me, I've got a wife and kids...eat them!"

"According to Greta Thunberg mankind will destroy itself. Mad scientist who threaten the extinction of all life will become obsolete."

"Thanks for visiting Bob! To be honest, I really appreciate male companionship...."

"Can Billy come out to hunt and gather?"

"The truck is fine but these outsourcing practices worry me...

"I don't have any super powers... I only fight white-collar crime."

"Nope. No give-backs. You abducted her, you keep her."

Zorber the Greek

Robot Sale. Don't worry, there nothing dangerous about literally having "a price on your head."

This is Anderson Cooper, coming to you from my most harrowing assignment yet. I'm inside the dreaming mind of Rudy Park, a regular guy experiencing nighttime delusions of grandeur. Rudy, you just saved your caf

"Oh, no! My best friend and my best friend's wife!"

"Face it, Earl, ee're dogfoodboys."

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

'Looks like the alarm on my atomic clock went off.'