Comic Cartoon Lover Prints

'Can I buy you a drink, doll face?'

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Torturing the English Language

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Cariactures

Billy. The Kid.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'Cannonball!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

No-Work Orange

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."