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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Recalculating route..."

"Puss in cement boots"

Collies Without Borders

'okay...where did you hide it?'

The Pink Bantha

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Plum jam...

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"He looks just like your husband."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

The first case of resume padding.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Don't go in there!!"

'Grrrr....'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Your future looks charming.'

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."