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'He's preparing for the Rugby World Cup.'

"He's downsizing."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Lactose Intolerant

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"We're following Carrot Top."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Vlad the Impala

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."