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'I can't believe the price at the pump.'

Bowling ball coconuts

You know, I can never tell if you're mad - you have resting cute face.

After the avalanche, Sammy knew his friends were okay. Finding them was another matter

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Pipe dream...smoke is in the shape of a sexy woman.

'Nevermind the porridge, someone's been at my stash.'

"Not chocolate again!"

"I just knew you lacked commitment."

"Help!"

"That new drug sniffer dog is certainly taking his job very seriously."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Well i found the issue, there's no engine."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'