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"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

"I was young and there were drugs involved so I'm not sure if I actually jumped over the moon.''

'...And this little piggy knocked over a liquor store....'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Billy. The Kid.

Horror movies

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Recalculating route..."

"Puss in cement boots"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Collies Without Borders

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Plum jam...

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.