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Lemonade stall gone bankrupt.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'

Room for one more...

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Ready with the implants, nurse?'

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

"What's up with this whole herd mentality thing?" "I'd have to ask."

'Bursitis.'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Now what?'

Healthcare costs biting you in the rear.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Break Water'

'Mom... he said dam again!'

'He's adopted.'

Taken By Surprise

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Customs have busted Happy and Dopey, act like you're not with them.'

'He's upset because the fraudsters who stole his identity gave it back...'

'No, lets watch them freak out instead.'

'Your wife is so nice. It's no wonder you don't want to divorce her.'

Al's Wheelchair Emporium

'The Final Merger'

'....let me introduce Beelzebub from HR, he'll sort out your contract.'

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

Dilemma - 'They've been gone for ages and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

Relax compadres. They don't call it the swine flu no more!

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

"With city rents stratospheric the filing cabinet is all she could afford!"

'Not cremated exactly, but barbecued would be okay.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."