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Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

'Unexpected victory.'

'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"This was the only way they could open with the mask requirement!"

Another form of performance anxiety.

The extraction.

'We want youth in asia.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Hibernation Clock.

Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.

'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the advantages of Direct Debit?'

'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'

'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'

"It was heaven before this."

Pavlov's Dogs... They're mouth-watering!

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'It's the apocalypse!'

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'Let's face it George: We're not spring chickens anymore...'

Fish hooking an old boot to a fishing line.

"It's a jungle out there!"

"Each person sees himself as a uniquely precious miracle of life but honestly, to me they all taste like chicken."

"Ever had one of those days ?"