Cartoon Aficionados Pillows

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Sorry, but we left your heart in San Francisco."

'Unexpected victory.'

'And Dubois, here, is in charge of due process.'

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"This was the only way they could open with the mask requirement!"

Another form of performance anxiety.

'We want youth in asia.'

The extraction.

Bowling ball ambushed by bowling pins.

Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.

Hibernation Clock.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the advantages of Direct Debit?'

'You've come straight from an atheist birthday party?!!' 'EIGHTIETH! EIGHTIETH!'

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

I can't say I'm entirely pleased with my hip replacement.

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'It's just one night of the week you can't go out with your friends! It's not the end of the world!'

'It's the apocalypse!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Fish hooking an old boot to a fishing line.

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'Let's face it George: We're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'

"It's a jungle out there!"

Pavlov's Dogs... They're mouth-watering!

'Forget what Trinny & Susannah said, it doesn't make you look fat!'

'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'