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"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Urology Department (door leaking pee)

Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses - No soliciting.

Eye, ear, nose and throat specialist with owl, rabbit, elephant and giraffe in waiting room.

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"Artie, they took my bowl."

"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."

"Let me just tap this in, Greg, then you can putt out."

New I.R.S. Guidelines

Moses in Connecticut

Ayatollah Khamenei

Jurassic Parking Lot

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"It was an accident."

Bonnie & Clydesdale

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

The Mostly Invisible Man

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name.'

The Election of 1933

"I think I slept on it funny."

Out of tuna

The emergence of a leader.

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Are you sure this is the way to take blood pressure?'

'As my mentor, I sometimes question the advice you've given...'

Presentation skills.

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.

Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.

"The Woofs have it."