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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Grace For Flies

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

Spot the difference.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cat box"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

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This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

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"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"