Cartoon Art Collector Pillows

'Doctor, you amputated the wrong leg!'

Man milking 'subsidy' from an EU cow

Trumperor

"The money has been great since Death took up the collection."

Fish swallowing other fish.

'How MUCH food?'

'I wouldn't marry you if you were the last Neanderthal on earth.'

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)

Anti-Social Distancing

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Love at First Sight

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Selling lemon latt�

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."