Cartoon Collector Pillows

A couple watches as a frog in a wheelchair exits a restaurant's kitchen near a sign that says "Try our Frog's legs".

"Sheer will, I tell you - sheer will."

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"

The Gallop

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Trump or Creamsicle?

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."

One funky rash!

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

Fire hydrant peeing on a dog

I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

Canadian Lemmings

"No, the other one."

"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."

"Maybe he can't swim."

Lost trousers

"Where? Where?"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

is it an emergency?

Harold Wilson

Ships about to hit the fan....

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

The Cougher

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

'M.R.S.A'

"At first it's, we'll try this and we'll try that. But when there's a medical break-through, guess who takes all the credit."

Insurance was invented about an hour after the wheel.

'We are the last Dodos on the planet, so I've put all of our eggs safely into this basket...'

"Listen, when the side effects of this medication kick in, you'll forget what was wrong in the first place!"