Cartoon Collecting Pillows

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

'I've cut down to one a day.'

'Who would ever believe this started with a paper cut you kept picking at...'

'How do I know you'll still be around in a year?'

"What can I do? Fuel prices are so high."

"Your skin is enlarged."

'You're deliberately putting yourself at risk of ill health by being over 65...'

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

"Be honest with me. Do I have bad breath?"

'You're welcome son.'

"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."

What makes you think the rest of the class doesn't like you, Jones?

"I've never trusted cows."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

Santa being squeezed into chimney by reindeers.

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

News Item: Hot weather dehydration can cause loss of memory.

'It doesn't look good, Bob!'

"Floods, fires, big job losses, foreclosures...what else can possibly happen?"

'I'm sorry.. but we need the bed..'

"That buzzing in your ears is perfectly normal."

'Any chance of an upgrade...?'

Vending Machines

'And I suppose YOU'VE never started an unnecessary war!'

"It appears you have medication forgetfulness disorder, which, as you can imagine, is untreatable."

'Harold, you moron, you're standing on smog!'

Cartoon product placement.

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

"The Big Bad Wolf Bank has served us with foreclosures."

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'Looks like they're going for the apathetic vote again.'

'Not having second thoughts, are we, Brother Thomas?'

France's Loan to Russia

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'