Cartoon Collection Pillows

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

The Toothless Fairy

'Can't we just get a divorce?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Every four years, we're the Heartland, and then, poof, back to Flyover Country."

'We're encouraged to be individuals here - look, there's a menu of three personality types to choose from.'

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

Last place

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Ok, we got the funding and made a fire extinguisher. Now let's ensure she comes to get it, learns how to use it, and trusts that it will work."

"If the Scots gain independence... will they still hate the English?"

Riding Accidents

'So this is human hide...'

'You again? Are you here every day?'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'You're lucky...I can't even afford a pen!'

"Careful, now...too much and you'll ruin the recipe...!"

The shopkeeper hadn't met them before, but they seemed like pretty cool customers.

"Did you read this? Someone forgot to give water to his dog for two days! It's a scandal that such a thing can happen in Europe! The poor animal!"

"Those? They're the ponytails of smart-aleck college boys who couldn't cut the mustard."

"Keep it running."

God's turnaround time.

Sick Republicans

"Everyone should open carry at all times."

"You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?"

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

Horace Greeley attempting to Woo Columbia

1880 Presidential Election- The Republican Animal will Carry the Nation

1884 Presidential Election - 20 Years of Blaine

The New Orleans Plum

"Soy milk, soy burgers... Imagine being replaced by a bean!"

"As you can see, I'm an equal opportunities employer."

Tex Fletcher... External Revenue Service

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"