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'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

The Toothless Fairy

'Can't we just get a divorce?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Every four years, we're the Heartland, and then, poof, back to Flyover Country."

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

Last place

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

'We're encouraged to be individuals here - look, there's a menu of three personality types to choose from.'

'You again? Are you here every day?'

"Ok, we got the funding and made a fire extinguisher. Now let's ensure she comes to get it, learns how to use it, and trusts that it will work."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'You're lucky...I can't even afford a pen!'

'So this is human hide...'

"Did you read this? Someone forgot to give water to his dog for two days! It's a scandal that such a thing can happen in Europe! The poor animal!"

The shopkeeper hadn't met them before, but they seemed like pretty cool customers.

Riding Accidents

"Careful, now...too much and you'll ruin the recipe...!"

"If the Scots gain independence... will they still hate the English?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Disappearing Democracy

Rebranding Washington politicians...

'I'm a little short on treats tonight boys, but I could show you a trick or two if you're interested...!'

'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'

'Woah, dude. Mobile homes aren't permitted here.'

Beggar with sign - 'Now at three convenient locations'.

Letterbox runs away from man with parcel

Have you installed the heater?

Post for death 'Catalogue of disasters'

'Uh Oh.'

'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Oh, boy! Can I be next?"

"Thank goodness they added more leg room."