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Nigel Farage as John Bull

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Snowman's Dentures.

'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'

Back to school - Knife shop.

Desert crawler killed by water truck.

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

Too Much Information.

"I thought you were on the pill."

'You'd better sit down, I have some bad news, Mrs Burton...It's about your late husband...Whoops!..'

'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

1999: The customer is always a right pain in the...

"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

'Sure, I'll buy a watch. You take plastic?'

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

Pick your own.

'YUCK!!' - Bear dislikes the taste of fish.

Mice face death by magnum.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Where do I stand on human sacrifice? ? I guess I'm pro-choice.'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'Quit chasing your dreams.'