Cartoon Collectors Mugs

Nigel Farage as John Bull

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

Desert crawler killed by water truck.

Back to school - Knife shop.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'The way this works is that you say the first thing that comes to your mind...'

Too Much Information.

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

"I thought you were on the pill."

'You'd better sit down, I have some bad news, Mrs Burton...It's about your late husband...Whoops!..'

'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'

"Look, they're not sausages! OK?!"

"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

1999: The customer is always a right pain in the...

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

'I'll have the porridge...' 'That sounds terrible. I'll have the blueberry pancakes.'

'YUCK!!' - Bear dislikes the taste of fish.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Pick your own.

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

Mice face death by magnum.

'Where do I stand on human sacrifice? ? I guess I'm pro-choice.'

'Sure, I'll buy a watch. You take plastic?'

'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'

'We've consolidated your loans into one loan shark.'

'Careful there, Mort, that's bleach. You don't want to get any of that on your clothes.'

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

Final Liquidation Sale

'I've come for a refund!'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'