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The next damn Batman.

Days without bailing anyone out.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

Love at First Sight

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'