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I'm goin' on a spay-cation!

'Bugler! Sound retreat!' 'Let's get the hell out of here!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Annoy the media - Re-Elect Bush

"How much time do I have, Doc?"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'I don't have to tell you that cigarettes are bad for your health.'

In and out & in and out & in and out...

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

You should at least think about using a nicotine patch!

Pickled Beetroot

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cariactures

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"You've changed."