Comic Collection Pillows

I'm goin' on a spay-cation!

No this is 'World of Cow','Narnia' is the wardrobe in the 2nd room on the 3rd floor.

'Bugler! Sound retreat!' 'Let's get the hell out of here!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Annoy the media - Re-Elect Bush

"How much time do I have, Doc?"

On his report card, he got A's in sloth, wrath, gluttony, lust, greed and envy --- He's very proud of himself!

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'I don't have to tell you that cigarettes are bad for your health.'

In and out & in and out & in and out...

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

You should at least think about using a nicotine patch!

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

Pickled Beetroot

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."