Collecting Comics Pillows

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

Fairy tales in pandemic time

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"I believe they're a debt collection agency."

'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'

'I'll take the number 7.'

Falling down door

'I'll take you to my leader... right after I take you to my insurance agent.'

'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Is this seat taken?"

"I think I speak for all of us."

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

First and last day as census taker...

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

'The punishment continues until moral improves!'

Right key.

Street signs say: 'Yield, Acquiesce, Succumb'

"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."

Visual Gag / A Duel has gone wrong, with the Duellists accidentally shooting the 'Second' .

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

Insurance - "I need some contents valued please."

"PSSSST - Wanna buy some personal information?"

'Emotional blackmail.'

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'