Comic Collectors Pillows

"There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

"Look, I'd like to help, but I've just got too much on my plate right now."

'My mom says it's okay to talk to strangers as long as they're not Accountants or CEOs.'

'Could you repeat the question?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

'I checked with accounting and there's no missin' treasure, so I'm not sure what ye mean when ye say the scoundrel touched yar booty.'

'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'

'I'll take the number 7.'

'These homework patches reduce your cravings. This one is 'Chemistry,' but you can get them in any subject.'

Employees must wash hands.

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

"Where did you say you studied liposuction?"

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'When are these fools going to get it through their thick skulls?... You can't fight city hall.'

'Coloring outside the lines -- What are you in for?'

"Mummy why are your hands so soft?"

'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"It's not discriminating, I just don't believe he's 18!"

'What really burns me up...they made us buy tickets.'

"We've just fallen below the poverty level rich people."

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

'We learned in school today that the Constitution is politically incorrect.'

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'