Comic Book Collectors Pillows

"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

'What do you want to be when you grow up, Dad?'

PlayDog.

'Is Superrobotman supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking?'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"I've told my folks I've started a groundbreaking career."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Is that all this is to you is Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am?"

Fearless Frog Part 2

Captain Pointy No.18 - Body sold to medical science

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

Batman tries not to forget where he parked

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cariactures

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."