Collecting Comics Gifts

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

Fairy tales in pandemic time

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

'Jerry looked into flood insurance but says it's too darned expensive,'

"I believe they're a debt collection agency."

'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and coke?'

Falling down door

'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'

'I'll take the number 7.'

'I'll take you to my leader... right after I take you to my insurance agent.'

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

'Just because I wear wings and have a glow about me, don't call me 'angel'.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'I'll let my colleague explain.'

"I think I speak for all of us."

"Is this seat taken?"

"What Hershey bar? I don't see any Hershey bar."

Leeches In Therapy.

First and last day as census taker...

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

Street signs say: 'Yield, Acquiesce, Succumb'

'The punishment continues until moral improves!'

Right key.

'What the... there's the gold earring I lost when we did his triple bypass four years ago.'

Noah's first venture after the flood.

'Many people wondered how the figures in the NHS plan were arrived at!'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Gunfight at the O.K. Coral

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."